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> WARNING: Failure to use coasters on the living room tables will result in immediate targeting by orbital lasers.
> The biological entity known as "The Dog" is a covert agent. Feeding him table scraps initiates a toxic gas protocol.
> Thermostat access is strictly denied. It is calibrated to the exact cryogenic sleep temperature of the Smith Overlords.
> All guests must initiate departure sequence by 22:00 hours so we can power down our social subroutines and go to sleep.

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